By Smith 
Wrestling isn’t just about body slams and duplexes—
it’s also a heavyweight champion in the world of puns
Whether you’re a die-hard wrestling fan or just love some good wordplay, these wrestling puns will put you in a chokehold of laughter and From clever one-liners to short and dirty jabs, get ready to rumble with some of the best wrestling puns ever!
Wrestling Puns One Liners 🤣
- I tried to become a wrestler but I just couldn’t grapple with it
- That wrestler’s jokes always pin me down in laughter
- The wrestling match was so intense, I had to tag out!
- He lost the match, but at least he went down swinging
- That wrestler’s diet is mostly suplex and salad
- I challenged a wrestler to a match… but I was out of my league
- The new wrestler is breaking into the business—literally!
- He got hit so hard, even the ref called for a time-out
- His jokes always hit below the belt
- Wrestlers never get lost… they always take the fall in style
- When the wrestler became a comedian, his punchlines were knockouts
- That move was so good, it deserves a standing submission
- He tried to wrestle with words, but he always tapped out
- My favorite wrestler is always ahead of the game… he’s two moves ahead
- I don’t argue with wrestlers, they always win by submission
- He lifted me up emotionally… and then powerbombed my heart
- That match was so good, it had me hooked from the start
- A wrestler’s favorite music? Heavy slam metal!
- I asked a wrestler for advice—he told me to pin down my problems
- The crowd went wild when he hit his finishing pun
- Never challenge a wrestler to a pun battle… they always drop the punchline
- That submission move was a real gut-wrencher
- My favorite wrestling move? The laugh-lock
- I trained to be a wrestler, but I kept slipping on the ropes!
Reddit Style Of Wrestling Puns 😂
- I wanted to be a wrestler, but I didn’t have the stamina to hold the mic
- My friend wrestles with decisions… literally
- That wrestler’s finishing move? The Dad Joke Drop
- My favorite wrestling hold? The Sarcasm Sleeper
- A wrestler’s favorite meal? Pin-apples
- Never challenge a wrestler to a staring contest… they always lock eyes!
- He’s undefeated at pun battles… always gets the last slam
- That wrestler’s humor? Absolutely pile-driving the competition
- My wrestling dreams got clotheslined by reality
- He got kicked out of the match for excessive puns!
- I’d make a great wrestler… if I wasn’t too soft-spoken
- My wrestling career lasted one fall—literally
- That wrestler’s favorite snack? Suplexed pretzels
- His wrestling gear was so bright, he had flair for the dramatic
- The commentator was on fire… throwing verbal chair shots
- I went to a wrestling match and accidentally joined the fight. Total botch!
- The wrestler’s entrance was delayed… he got caught in a submission hold-up
- That new wrestling move? A low-blow punchline
- He walked into the ring confident… and left in a figure-four frown
- A wrestler’s favorite party game? Musical Chairs Shots
- My wrestling nickname? The Laughinator
- That match was so scripted, even the puns were pre-determined
- The new wrestler just entered the ring… and got pinned immediately
- That pun was so strong, even a wrestler couldn’t kick out!
Sweet Wrestling Puns💥
- Wrestlers always stay on top of their game
- That match was one fall too many
- He’s got a grip on the competition
- Wrestlers don’t break—they just power through
- His jokes always come with a submission hold
- I wrestled with a joke… and lost
- He’s a real heavy hitter
- Never trust a wrestler… they fake falls
- That joke was a low blow
- His humor is main event material
- I suplexed my stress away
- Wrestling matches are choreographed chaos
- That move was a total knockout
- My jokes hit harder than a steel chair
- I got pinned by laughter!
- A wrestler’s best friend? Tag team partners
- That joke was off the ropes
- He’s a real ring leader
- Wrestlers love rolling with the punches
- That joke body slammed me!
- I never wrestle with bad puns… I just tap out
- He hit that punchline like a clothesline
- My wrestling career lasted three seconds
- That pun came out of nowhere
- His humor is high-flying entertainment
Dirty Wrestling Puns 😉💪
- That wrestler really knows how to pin me down
- I like my opponents submissive
- He’s great at takedowns… in and out of the ring
- That match was full of holds and thrills
- I love a good grappling session
- His moves are as smooth as a bodyslam
- He whispered a finishing move in my ear
- Wrestling partners make the best tag-ins
- My opponent couldn’t handle my dirty moves
- That was a suplexually charged match
- I got powerbombed… straight into love
- He always knows how to lock me in
- I don’t mind a little pinning action
- That was the hottest double-team move ever
- He put me in a submission hold… and I didn’t want to tap
- Nothing beats a good wrestling grip
- That chokehold was more pleasure than pain
- He went for the pinfall… and won
- I love it when he throws me around the ring
- That match had me hot under the collar
- He came in strong with a powerful finish
- That wrestler’s got the best hold on me
- His headlocks always leave me breathless
- That move was both illegal and exciting
Pro Wrestling Puns 🤼♂️💪
- This match is getting heel-arious!
- I tried wrestling once, but I couldn’t pin down the basics
- That wrestler is so strong, he body slams the competition
- He was winning, but then he got roped in to a bad move
- The ref didn’t see it – that was a real sneak attack
- She’s got a grappling hook on this match
- I thought I had a chance, but he put me in a submission situation
- Don’t worry, I always bounce back from a tough fight
- You can’t outmaneuver my sense of humor
- The new champion is making a ringing statement
- He talks a lot of smack, but he can’t back it up
- This fight is a main event of pun-perfection
- My favorite move? The punch line!
- That guy’s jokes hit harder than his punches
- He’s got a winning belt, but no sense of humor
- I wrestled with my thoughts, but they always pinned me down
- This tag team is roping in some big laughs
- I’m just here to smack talk and enjoy the show
- You can always count out my bad puns
- A good wrestler always grapples with the situation
- He’s got a hold on the crowd’s attention
- This joke is a real knockout 🤣
- The champ is here, and he’s laying down the laughs!
- Wrestling puns? I’ll chokehold my laughter for later!
Wrestling Jokes for Kids 🤼♀️😂
- Why did the wrestler bring a ladder to the match? Because he wanted to step up his game!
- What’s a wrestler’s favorite snack? Slamwiches!
- Why don’t wrestlers ever get lost? They always follow the ropes!
- How do wrestlers stay cool in the summer? They turnbuckle up in the shade
- Why did the wrestler break up with his girlfriend? She couldn’t handle his submission issues
- What do you call a wrestler who loves jokes? A pun-isher!
- Why did the wrestler bring string to the match? He wanted to tie up the competition
- How do wrestlers greet each other? With a big slam hug!
- What did the referee say to the wrestler who kept making jokes? That’s enough punch lines!
- Why do wrestlers make great friends? Because they always have your back
- What’s a wrestler’s favorite workout? Body slamming weights!
- Why did the wrestler get a promotion? Because he pinned down the job
- How do wrestlers get their energy? They slam dunk their protein shakes!
- Why did the wrestler open a bakery? Because he loved making rolls
- How do wrestlers stay positive? They always bounce back from a fall
- What’s a wrestler’s favorite dance move? The suplex shuffle!
- Why did the wrestler sit on the remote? He wanted to change the match!
- How do wrestlers stay organized? They always tag team their tasks!
- Why did the wrestler bring a pillow to the ring? Because he wanted a soft landing!
- How do wrestlers make decisions? They weigh in their options!
- What do you call a wrestling match between two skeletons? A bone-crunching fight!
- Why do wrestlers love math? Because they always count their victories!
- What’s a wrestler’s favorite board game? Chokes and Ladders!
- What’s a wrestler’s favorite music? Rock and Slam 🎸
Jokes WWE Edition 💥🔥
- Why did The Rock open a bakery? Because he wanted to lay the smackdown on some dough!
- Why did John Cena get lost? Because nobody could see him 👀
- How does Roman Reigns order coffee? With extra spears ☕
- Why do WWE wrestlers make terrible secret agents? Because they always break kayfabe!
- What’s Brock Lesnar’s favorite vegetable? Suplex sprouts!
- Why did the Undertaker become a gardener? Because he loves digging graves!
- What’s a wrestler’s favorite social media? SmackTalk 📱
- Why did Randy Orton open a zoo? Because he’s great at outta nowhere surprises!
- How does a WWE wrestler win an argument? With a verbal takedown
- Why don’t wrestlers like bedtime? Because they hate tapping out early!
- What do WWE superstars bring to BBQs? Steel chairs for seating
- Why did Triple H get a new phone? Because his old one tapped out
- Why did the Miz start a podcast? Because he’s must-see entertainment!
- What does a WWE wrestler do before school? Practice their entrance music!
- Why don’t WWE wrestlers use elevators? They prefer the ladder match!
- What’s WWE’s favorite dessert? Pile-driver pie 🍰
- Why did the ref start a music career? Because he loves making countdowns!
- How do WWE wrestlers stay motivated? They cut a promo every morning!
- What do wrestlers say to motivate each other? Never tap out on your dreams!
- Why do WWE wrestlers make great chefs? Because they can serve up a mean dish!
- How do WWE stars send letters? With a signature move 📬
- Why don’t wrestlers ever lose their way? Because they always have a game plan!
- What’s WWE’s favorite fruit? Pile-driver pineapple! 🍍
Wrestling Play on Words 🤼♂️😆
- I used to be a wrestler, but I got roped into something else
- My opponent didn’t see my move coming—it was a real smackdown!
- Don’t tap out on these puns, they’re just getting started!
- He lost the match because he didn’t weigh in his options
- I had to submission my jokes for approval
- Wrestling jokes are great because they always land a hit
- He’s not just strong—he’s got championship-level humor
- If you don’t like these puns, you’re getting counted out
- A good wrestling joke always has a main event moment
- I put all my wrestling jokes in a tight hold
- He tried to beat me, but I had a counter move ready
- My wrestling career ended because I couldn’t hold on anymore
- This joke is high impact—just like a finisher!
- I told my coach a joke, and he said it was a total knockout
- When in doubt, body slam the negativity away!
Conclusion:
Whether you love quick jabs,
witty one-liners, or a little dirty fun, these wrestling puns have body-slammed their way into your heart. Keep these jokes in your arsenal, and you’ll always be the main event at any conversation. Now, go out there and hit ‘em with a finishing pun! 💪😂
Jhon