Pregnancy puns are belly busting, baby bumping, and totally bundle of laughs worthy! 🤰
Whether you’re expecting or just expecting a good laugh, this list of hilarious wordplay will have you laughing harder than a hiccup in the third trimester.
From baby bump jokes to labor inspired puns, we’ve got the cutest, sassiest, and punniest one liners ready to deliver giggles.
If you’re throwing a baby shower, writing a card, or just feeling punstoppable, you’re in the right place.
So get cozy, rub that bump, and enjoy these pun packed pearls of parenthood.
Because honestly? This is the kind of “labor” you’ll actually enjoy!
Pregnancy Puns One Liners
- I’m growing a tiny human… what’s your superpower?
- Bun in the oven, but no one said I had to share the cookies!
- Eating for two? More like snacking for a whole village!
- Pregnancy brain is real—I just put the milk in the cupboard and the cereal in the fridge!
- My wardrobe is now 90% leggings and oversized shirts.
- Belly laughs take on a whole new meaning when your belly is the size of a beach ball!
- Feet? What feet? I haven’t seen mine in weeks!
- I’d love to sleep, but my bladder, cravings, and baby disagree.
- Is it a glow, or just the result of chasing my cravings all day?
- Pregnancy is the only time gaining weight feels like an achievement!
- Kicking back? More like getting kicked from the inside!
- I waddle because I’m carrying precious cargo!
- I’m in a serious relationship… with my maternity pillow!
- One minute I’m laughing, the next I’m crying—pregnancy hormones are a rollercoaster!
- Nesting mode: Activated!
- Who needs a gym? Carrying this bump is a full-body workout!
- My belly button is now an outie, and I wasn’t prepared for this transformation!
- Pregnancy cravings: an extreme sport in food hunting!
- My baby is already a kickboxing champion inside my belly!
- Nine months of waiting for a lifetime of love. ❤️
- I can’t wait to meet my plus one!
- Growing a baby is exhausting—where’s my nap time?
- This baby bump is all-natural—no food babies here!
- Preparing for the biggest delivery of my life—no shipping required!
Short Pregnancy Puns
- Baby loading… please wait! ⏳
- Mom-to-be, but forever tired!
- Belly full of love (and snacks) ❤️🍪
- Womb with a view!
- Future mama, current snack queen! 🍕
- Kicking it with my little one! 👶
- Officially in waddle mode! 🦆
- Prego and loving it!
- I’ve got a “bump” in the road!
- Bumpin’ along just fine!
- Cravings, kicks, and comfy pants!
- Growing a miracle, one kick at a time!
- This belly is proof of my excellent baking skills! 🍞
- Waddle I do without my snacks?
- Life’s a bump-y ride!
- Can’t stop nesting, won’t stop nesting!
- Maternity leave me alone… I need a nap!
- I’ve got that baby glow… or is it just sweat?
- My baby’s first kicks: the cutest ninja moves!
- Baking the best surprise!
- Sleep now? Never heard of it!
- Carrying a tiny human is my daily cardio!
- Bump’s the word!
- Officially on board the pregnancy rollercoaster! 🎢
- Love at first kick! 💕
Baby Puns One Liners
- Can’t wait to welcome my little pea in the pod!
- My baby is already a kick-starter!
- Welcome to the bump club!
- This little one is going to be a bundle of joy (and diapers)!
- The tiniest feet make the biggest footprints in our hearts.
- Just waiting on my mini-me to arrive!
- Baby steps? More like baby kicks!
- I’m about to be promoted to mom!
- Every kick reminds me how loved this baby already is!
- My tiny human is making big moves inside me!
- I’m just a mama bear waiting for my cub! 🐻
- This baby is already stealing my heart (and my sleep)!
- Little hands, big dreams!
- My future is filled with diapers and snuggles!
- I’m baking something extra special in my belly oven!
- Oh baby, here comes the sleepless nights!
- My love for this baby is already off the charts! 📈
- The snuggle is real!
- Bump today, baby tomorrow!
- I’m about to meet the love of my life! 💕
- 50% mom, 50% dad, 100% adorable!
- This baby is already my best adventure yet!
- Preparing for my newest (and tiniest) boss!
- Bringing a new human into the world—no pressure!
- The countdown to cuddles has begun!
Pregnancy Announcement Puns
- We’ve got a bun in the oven! 🥖
- Our little peanut is on the way! 🥜
- Baby brewing… ☕
- The stork is on its way! 🕊️
- There’s a new player joining our team! 🏆
- Plot twist: We’re expecting! 📖
- Our greatest adventure begins now! ✨
- Eating for two, sleeping for none!
- Baby on board—literally! 🚗
- Tiny hands, big love coming soon!
- We’re egg-specting! 🥚
- Our love story just added a new chapter! 📖
- We’re adding a new branch to our family tree! 🌳
- We’ve been keeping a little secret… 🤫
- New roommate arriving soon!
- Parent level: Loading… ⏳
- We’re due for some exciting news!
- Our home is about to get a little louder!
- Can’t wait to meet our mini-me!
- Baby incoming—brace for cuteness overload!
- This belly is under construction! 🚧
- Our hearts (and hands) are about to be full! ❤️
- Expecting the unexpected… and loving every minute!
- Life’s biggest surprise is on its way!
- We’re bumping up our family size!
Pregnant Jokes Dirty
- “I’m in a ‘labor’ of love!” 💕
- “Things are getting pretty ‘bump-y’ around here!” 🤰
- “My husband thinks I’m ‘glowing’—it’s just sweat from carrying this belly!” 😅
- “I told my baby to stay put, but they’re already ‘breaking water’ rules!” 💦
- “The cravings are real—eating for two, or maybe three!” 🍕🍩
- “I don’t waddle, I just have a ‘baby bounce’ in my step!” 🐧
- “Morning sickness? More like all-day sickness!” 🤢
- “My baby bump is officially an eviction notice!” ⏳
- “I tried to ‘conceal’ my pregnancy, but my belly said otherwise!” 🏀
- “Leg cramps at night? This baby is already keeping me up!” 💤
- “I have an extra ‘bun in the oven’—and I’m not talking about dinner!” 🍞
- “Pregnancy brain is real—I forgot why I walked into this room!” 🤯
- “I sneeze, I pee. It’s a package deal!” 🤧😆
- “I’m ‘due’ for a nap, but this belly won’t let me sleep!” 😩
- Doctor says no lifting, but I still carry my cravings everywhere!” 🍫
- “I asked my baby to stop kicking, they said ‘No contractions allowed!’” 🤭
- “I’ve got a whole ‘load’ on board—literally!” 🚢
- “My belly’s so big, it needs its own zip code!” 🏡
- “Belly button popped—it’s the ‘turkey timer’ of pregnancy!” 🍗
- “I can’t see my toes, but I trust they’re still there!” 👣
- “I’m ‘expecting’—but I didn’t expect all these body changes!” 😲
- “From bump to baby, it’s a ‘bellyful’ of joy!” 🍼
- “Labor? Sounds like hard work—I prefer naps!” 😴
- “I might be rounder, but at least I’m ‘well-balanced’ with snacks!” 🍪
Jokes To Announce Pregnancy
- “We tested positive… for baby fever!” 🤒👶
- “Our little ‘plus one’ is arriving soon!” ➕1
- “My pants are getting tight… and it’s not from pizza this time!” 🍕🤰
- “Baby loading… please wait!” 🍼⏳
- “The bump is real, and so are the cravings!” 🍫
- “Guess what? We’re brewing something sweeter than coffee!” ☕👣
- “We’re expanding—literally and figuratively!” 🏠👶
- “Shh… don’t tell my feet they’re disappearing!” 🦶🚫
- “We’ve got a tiny roommate moving in for nine months!” 🏡
- “I thought I had gas… turns out, it’s a baby!” 💨🤭
- “Our home is getting noisier soon!” 📢🍼
- “New boss arriving in 9 months—no salary, just love!” 💕
- “Adding a little more ‘love’ to our family tree!” 🌳💖
- “Life’s about to get a lot more ‘baby’-licious!” 👶
- “Eating for two? More like eating for a whole army!” 🍕🍔
- “Our team is growing by two tiny feet!” 👣
- “I’m pregnant, but my husband has the cravings!” 😂
- “Bump ahead!” 🚧🤰
- “Baby’s first home? My belly!” 🏠
- “First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes… a baby carriage!” 🍼
- “New adventure unlocked: Parenting mode!” 🎮👶
- “Plot twist… We’re having a baby!” 🎬
- “Napping now before we can’t!” 💤
- “Keep calm and wait for the baby!” ⏳
Pregnancy Puns One Liners
- “Bun in the oven, and I’m the chef!” 🍞
- “I grow humans. What’s your superpower?” 🦸♀️
- “This belly is proof I never skip a meal!” 🍔
- “Future night owl in training!” 🦉
- “Nesting mode: Activated!” 🛏️
- “I’m not fat, just expecting extra love!” ❤️
- “Eating for two, napping for three!” 💤
- “Pregnancy brain is a real thing… I think?” 🤔
- “99% sure my baby is made of cravings!” 🍕🍫
- “Loading… Baby arriving soon!” 🍼
- “My belly is the VIP section!” 🎟️
- “Kickin’ it with my little one!” 👶
- “Sleeping like a baby… just kidding!” 😅
- “Growing a tiny human is exhausting!” 😴
- “Bump ahead! Proceed with caution!” 🚧
- “Feeling like a human pillow!” 🛌
- “This belly is all natural—no inflation required!” 🎈
- “Eating pickles like it’s my job!” 🥒
- “Belly laughs take on a whole new meaning!” 😂
- “Baby brewing, patience stewing!” ☕
- “Official waddle mode: ON!” 🦆
- “Every kick is a love tap from the inside!” 💓
- “Carrying precious cargo, handle with care!” 📦
- “Rocking the baby bump like a pro!” 🤰
Funny Pregnancy Puns
- “Pregnant? That’s just a bump in the road!” 🛣️
- “Womb service, please!” 🏨
- “I’m the designated incubator!” 🤖
- “Caution: Baby may kick if provoked!” 👣
- “This belly should have its own zip code!” 🏙️
- “What’s the baby’s favorite position? The fetal position!” 😂
- “I’m a walking snack dispenser!” 🍪
- “My cravings have cravings!” 🤤
- “You’re kicking me smalls!” ⚽
- “Mama in progress… please wait!” ⏳
- “Feeling egg-specting!” 🥚
- “I’m about to pop… literally!” 🎈
- “Maternity pants: My new best friend!” 👖
- “Hoping for a smooth delivery—pun intended!” 🏥
- “Waddle I do without you?” 🦢
- “Too pregnant to function!” 🤯
- “Eating for two but sleeping for none!” 🛌
- “I told my baby a joke, but they didn’t laugh. Guess they didn’t get the delivery!” 📦
- “My feet haven’t seen daylight in months!” 🦶
- “Can’t see my toes, but I know they’re there!” 👀
- “Oven preheated, bun still baking!” 🍞
- “I’d like to file a complaint with the pregnancy craving department!” 📞
- “The struggle to tie my shoes is real!” 👟
Pregnancy Puns Captions
- “Oh baby, here we go!” 🚼
- “Bumping along the way!” 🤰
- “Tiny kicks, big love!” 💕
- “Coming soon: The cutest addition ever!” 🍼
- “Belly full of baby and heart full of love!” ❤️
- “This baby bump is my greatest accessory!” 👗
- “Bumpin’ and glowing!” ✨
- “The bump made me do it!” 🤭
- “Baby brewing, excitement stewing!” ☕
- “Bump life chose me!” 🤰
- “Pregnancy: The ultimate glow-up!” 🌟
- “Caution: Emotional rollercoaster ahead!” 🎢
- “A baby is the best adventure!” 🌎
- “Countdown to cuddles!” ⏳
- “Happiness is feeling those little kicks!” 👶
- “Every day is a step closer to meeting my baby!” 🦶
- “Kicking back and waiting for my little kicker!” ⚽
- “Growing a miracle, one trimester at a time!” 🍼
- “Expecting a lifetime of love!” 💕
Cute Pregnancy Puns
- “Our love is multiplying!” ❤️
- “Bun in the oven, love in our hearts!” 🍞
- “Tiny feet, big journey ahead!” 🦶
- “Made with love and a little bit of magic!” ✨
- “Mommy’s little lovebug is on the way!” 🐞
- “Sweet pea is almost ready!” 🌱
- “The countdown to cuddles begins!” ⏳
- “Snuggling in progress—baby’s still baking!” 🍼
- “Little hands, big love!” 🤲
- “Baby bump, heart full!” ❤️
- “Our family tree is growing a new branch!” 🌳
- “Tiny toes, big dreams!” 🌙
- “Sprouting love one kick at a time!” 💕
- “Mommy’s heart is already full!” 💖
- “A little love growing every day!” 🍼
- “Bringing home a piece of our hearts!” ❤️
- “A baby’s love is the purest form of magic!” ✨
- “The best things come in tiny packages!” 🎁
- “Love at first kick!” 👣
- “Baby snuggles coming soon!” 🤗
- “A miracle in the making!” 💫
- “Growing love, one heartbeat at a time!” 💓
- “Dream big, little one!” 🌟
- “Already wrapped around this tiny finger!” ☝️
Pregnancy Puns One Liners
- “Bun in the oven, and I’m the chef!” 🍞
- “I grow humans. What’s your superpower?” 🦸♀️
- “This belly is proof I never skip a meal!” 🍔
- “Future night owl in training!” 🦉
- “Nesting mode: Activated!” 🛏️
- “I’m not fat, just expecting extra love!” ❤️
- “Eating for two, napping for three!” 💤
- “Pregnancy brain is a real thing… I think?” 🤔
- “99% sure my baby is made of cravings!” 🍕🍫
- “Loading… Baby arriving soon!” 🍼
- “My belly is the VIP section!” 🎟️
- “Kickin’ it with my little one!” 👶
- “Sleeping like a baby… just kidding!” 😅
- “Growing a tiny human is exhausting!” 😴
- “Bump ahead! Proceed with caution!” 🚧
- “Feeling like a human pillow!” 🛌
- “This belly is all natural—no inflation required!” 🎈
- “Eating pickles like it’s my job!” 🥒
- “Belly laughs take on a whole new meaning!” 😂
- “Baby brewing, patience stewing!” ☕
- “Official waddle mode: ON!” 🦆
- “Every kick is a love tap from the inside!” 💓
- “Carrying precious cargo, handle with care!” 📦
- “Rocking the baby bump like a pro!” 🤰
Funny Pregnancy Puns
- “Pregnant? That’s just a bump in the road!” 🛣️
- “Womb service, please!” 🏨
- “I’m the designated incubator!” 🤖
- “Caution: Baby may kick if provoked!” 👣
- “This belly should have its own zip code!” 🏙️
- “What’s the baby’s favorite position? The fetal position!” 😂
- “I’m a walking snack dispenser!” 🍪
- “My cravings have cravings!” 🤤
- “You’re kicking me smalls!” ⚽
- “Mama in progress… please wait!” ⏳
- “Feeling egg-specting!” 🥚
- “I’m about to pop… literally!” 🎈
- “Maternity pants: My new best friend!” 👖
- “Hoping for a smooth delivery—pun intended!” 🏥
- “Waddle I do without you?” 🦢
- “Too pregnant to function!” 🤯
- “Eating for two but sleeping for none!” 🛌
- “I told my baby a joke, but they didn’t laugh. Guess they didn’t get the delivery!” 📦
- “My feet haven’t seen daylight in months!” 🦶
- “Can’t see my toes, but I know they’re there!” 👀
- “Oven preheated, bun still baking!” 🍞
- “I’d like to file a complaint with the pregnancy craving department!” 📞
- “The struggle to tie my shoes is real!” 👟
Pregnancy Puns Captions
- “Oh baby, here we go!” 🚼
- “Bumping along the way!” 🤰
- “Tiny kicks, big love!” 💕
- “Coming soon: The cutest addition ever!” 🍼
- “Belly full of baby and heart full of love!” ❤️
- “This baby bump is my greatest accessory!” 👗
- “Bumpin’ and glowing!” ✨
- “The bump made me do it!” 🤭
- “Baby brewing, excitement stewing!” ☕
- “Bump life chose me!” 🤰
- “Pregnancy: The ultimate glow-up!” 🌟
- “Caution: Emotional rollercoaster ahead!” 🎢
- “A baby is the best adventure!” 🌎
- “Countdown to cuddles!” ⏳
- “Happiness is feeling those little kicks!” 👶
- “Every day is a step closer to meeting my baby!” 🦶
- “Kicking back and waiting for my little kicker!” ⚽
- “Growing a miracle, one trimester at a time!” 🍼
- “Expecting a lifetime of love!” 💕
Cute Pregnancy Puns
- “Our love is multiplying!” ❤️
- “Bun in the oven, love in our hearts!” 🍞
- “Tiny feet, big journey ahead!” 🦶
- “Made with love and a little bit of magic!” ✨
- “Mommy’s little lovebug is on the way!” 🐞
- “Sweet pea is almost ready!” 🌱
- “The countdown to cuddles begins!” ⏳
- “Snuggling in progress—baby’s still baking!” 🍼
- “Little hands, big love!” 🤲
- “Baby bump, heart full!” ❤️
- “Our family tree is growing a new branch!” 🌳
- “Tiny toes, big dreams!” 🌙
- “Sprouting love one kick at a time!” 💕
- “Mommy’s heart is already full!” 💖
- “A little love growing every day!” 🍼
- “Bringing home a piece of our hearts!” ❤️
- “A baby’s love is the purest form of magic!” ✨
- “The best things come in tiny packages!” 🎁
- “Love at first kick!” 👣
- “Baby snuggles coming soon!” 🤗
- “A miracle in the making!” 💫
- “Growing love, one heartbeat at a time!” 💓
- “Dream big, little one!” 🌟
- “Already wrapped around this tiny finger!” ☝️
Pregnancy Puns 🤰🍼
- 🍼 Bun in the oven and sass in the belly
- 🤰 I’m growing a human… what’s your superpower
- 🐣 Kicking it baby-style 24/7
- 👶 Knocked up and totally rocked up
- 🛏️ Eating for two, napping for ten
- 📦 Package arriving in 9 months or less
- 🍔 Cravings stronger than Wi-Fi
- 🎈Pregnant and popping… but not yet!
- 🐘 Feeling like an elephant but glowing like a goddess
- 💃 Stretch marks? More like mama tattoos of honor
FAQs.
What are some funny pregnancy puns?
Growing a tiny human is a belly big deal.
How can I announce pregnancy with a pun?
We’re adding a new pea to our pod.
What are cute baby bump puns?
This belly is under construction.
How do I make a food-related pregnancy pun?
Baking up something sweet for nine months.
What are some clever twin pregnancy puns?
Double the trouble, double the fun.
How can I use a seasonal pregnancy pun?
Our little pumpkin is on the way.
What is a great pun for a baby shower?
A little peanut is about to pop.
How do I make a pun about expecting a boy?
A little man is in the making.
What is a cute pregnancy pun for social media?
Loading baby, please wait.
What is a fun pun for a pregnancy reveal?
Our family is growing by two feet.
Conclusion:
Pregnancy is a wild ride, but laughter makes the journey even sweeter!
Whether you’re sharing the news, embracing the cravings, or counting down the days,
these puns bring extra joy to this special time.
